The local pub

Well in true English style & culture Monkey has found a pub & planted himself there! Monkey appears to be eating the local cuisine, although it appears to have the German flag on it, either Monkey got bored of Denmark & went to Germany for the day (or longer) or the Danes really don't like there own cuisine/culture, who knows! Nice pub Monkey, don't forget to bring back some Danish beers & anything else you find.

Culture in Aarhus

The Monkester appears to have been culturing it up in Aarhus! Here are the latest photos of his visit. The Monkey appears to have stopped by ARos, one of the largest museums in all the world...well Northern Europe. I'm not too sure why he went there, but I guess there's not much going on in Aarhus if that's all he's found in the past 2 days as newsworthy!

All I have to say is, Monkey, can you bring back some of that great weather you seem to be getting and does that door lead to Dr Who's lab of fun?

ARoS has everything from 18th century art to Modern day art, large boys & freaky alien women so I guess it suits Monkey multi personalities. No ladies & gents, it is not the sequel of the Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman or Boy in this case. It looks like its worth checking it out...there's nothing else to do in

Aarhus.

Getting to know your area

Monkey seems to be settling in or more like finding his way round. His latest email said he was hooking up with some Danes for some Danish bacon & pastry! Original!

Well at least we know he's safe. We can only assume Monkey is staying in Aarhus & judging by the photo weather its cold or not the sun is out which is a bonus.

Itchy Feet

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You guessed it ladies & gents, he couldn't stay at home that long & he is in Aarhus it appears. As Monkey managed to slip by security, myself and his friends we have no idea of the time or date that he left and how long he will be going for.

We received the posted photo on Sunday & have not heard word from his since.

I will keep you posted Monkey followers!

Back in the Big Smoke

The fun has to end at some point. Well at least the part with sun, sea, sand & surf. Monkey has returned to cold weather, rain, wind & pollution...home sweet home. Monkey is now living in London Bridge by himself in a two bedroom flat overlooking Tower Bridge (right). He has plans to travel around New York & Europe at some point, I am not sure when or where exactly but due to the credit crunch he's had to tighten his belt & be a bit more selective on where he wants to go next.

Monkey has hinted at going to Brussels, Denmark & New York in the next couple of months, but Monkey needs to do a bit of work first in London before he moves on, I will keep you posted of his movements.

Last day

The last day & Monkey has not chosen to hit the waves he has decided to be a spectator to the beach frolics. After seeing what Monkey has been up who could blame him for not keeping in contact with his every day activities. Its unfortunately a 23 hour flight back for him & a walk on the not so wild side.

I will be following up on Monkey's highs & lows & see whether he will be coping with the London life...there again there may be only so much you can take of sun, sea & sand but there again I couldn't imagine it myself.

From Ocean's Grove beach...where it all began for Monkey, he sees the sun set moves on & catches his flight back to the big smoke.

No one puts baby in the corner

This is Monkey after the 50 mile journey...he's looking a bit green but there again who can blame him? At least he made it in one piece...budding dare devils do not try anything Monkey does, he is a trained professional.

It appears in this snap Monkey was put in the corner, probably for the best...he needed the rest. Tomorrow is the beach, hopefully he'll be well enough to hop onto a board. Tomorrow is another day.

Touch luck

It looks like Monkey got the short end of the stick...I guess it was cold outside. Never mind Monkey, it all goes with the rock & roll life style...riding on the bonnet of the car that is.

Readers, during the car ride Monkey did not get injured or run over & managed to survive the 50 mile car journey...that's some endurance test. I guess we now know Monkey goes to the gym or at least that he is naturally athletic if he managed to hold on for that long. Good one Monkey!

Rock & Roll

I think Monkey may be going through a mid life crisis...cruising with the boys in a red car, what ever next...where are the hired gals & the sweets & champagne?

After calling Monkey up on the whole coming out of the closet thing he appears to have dropped the coffee culture & taken up fast cars, women & the need to watch Australian football...cover up me thinks!

Hats off to the Monkey, act or not he's been making the most down under and I am truly jealous, shame about the weather boys, was it really warm enough to have the top down?

Sundowner

Here is the latest snap shot of Monkey with what seems to be the lady boy he picked up. Monkey has said there are no hard feelings between lady boy koala & that they are now friends....interesting. Monkey, are you coming out? Who would know?

As you can see Koala is not sporting his frock today & appears to be less forward than the night at the pool bar.

Personally I think it's quite suspect, watch this space...

Eeyore comes to Australia

Monkey has once again made another friend. One morning, on Bondi beach Monkey came across the infamous blue donkey, it was Eeyore!

Eeyore's life of retirement over the past few decades wasn't everything it was cracked up to be & as a result Eeyore decided to escape to sunny location, can you really blame him? In the UK Eeyore was the side kick, the pessimistic grey donkey with nothing but Tigger to keep him company. As you can guess, with Tigger & Eeyore being two very different personalities, the Christopher Robin's house hold was not a peaceful one.

Many people believe Eeoyre's real life depression & pessimistic view of life was down to him being in the constant shadow of Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore did not give a comment but he did say the Australian way of living best suited him. Eeyore did not look any happier, but that may have something to do with Eeyore never using the muscles to smile & therefore almost impossible to crack a smile!

Eeyore & Monkey were last seen together shooting pool & picking up koala bears...Eeyore got lucky & Monkey somehow ended up with a lady boy. Its is rumoured Eeyore is now now living with the koala & is very happy, well as happy as he can be. Monkey was said to be recovering from the trauma of picking up a lady boy...I guess it has to happen once in your life! :)

One with the animals

Many wonder why Monkey lives the life that he does & people wonder why he is the way he is, the truth of the matter is he has a chip on his should. Monkey would rather be 6ft 2 rather than a 3 inch Monkey, however, last month Monkey reported a personal break through, he discovered himself!

As you can see in the photo right, Monkey went back to his roots & met his ancestors. Many can not move forward in life without coming confronting their 'chip', in Monkey's case visiting the very foundations, the essence, the past of what makes up Monkey, the Australian Museum...who said Rock stars can't be spiritual & be at peace with themselves...?

Born again Monkey...okay maybe not in the cult/religious sense, Monkey with a new perspective.

Beach bum

Living the life of a beach bum has been hard work for Monkey, but someone had to step up. Monkey has been inspired by a friend, who for now will be referred to has Mr B, to give us a glimpse into what he has been doing for the last month, so ladies & gents I bring you the the Monkey chronicles...

With Sydney coming into its spring/summer season, Monkey has been checking out surfers paradise, Manly, Bondi, Bronte & Tamarama beach. Some may say its a hard life, 30 Celsius, waiting for the right moment to catch the wave, working on the tan, beach babes & then wiping out, Monkey takes it all in his stride! You have to admire the three inch squirt. Beach bum for life, well for a month, he has Lemon Ruski sun downers & sometimes the odd Fosters, one can only wish life was easy every day...for Monkey it is.