A friend in needOur young Monkey has found a friend. Its almost like a scene of the Christmas Carol and little Timmy. This gentleman here has saved Monkey from himself and teaching him the way of the world. You will be glad to know Monkey is back on the road of recovery and is certainly proving that he is more than capable. It has taken sometime hence the quietness on the blog but it has proven to be worth the wait. Monkey will soon be heading to Denmark at the end of this month, so watch this space. Monkey is back & he's not planning to slip up again. With his new best friend it has also allowed him to play wing man and to have a wing man when it comes to picking up lady friends. True its not all about the women, monkey and fame and so Monkey's friend has encouraged him to play a bit more sport, explore and try new things and be a piece with one self. Put your hands together for Monkey and is amazing recovery from previous events.
Hedonism...Off the rails, we think so, here's Monkey riding the banana & having a smoke. Until Monkey cleans up his act Monkey Global are unable to report any of Monkey's travels despite the demand fro
m the fans, we hope you understand that Monkey's (right) behavior is not & will not be tolerated (we personally think he needs female company). The riding the banana is somewhat acceptable but his smoking, drinking & drugs is everything the Monkey Global is against. You never know with our fellow whether he's going to come back as a woman or take back a prostitute. Monkey this is your only warning, clean up or get cut from Monkey Global!
The Beer in HandSo after all is said & done from Monkey's previous misbehavior of course Monkey finds some other way of getting up to no good! Here is Monkey at the beginning of the day at The Bell in Hand Tavern,
Samuel Adams is his first order of the day, unfortunately due to his recent brushes with the media and his PR company insisting on drug tests every other day Monkey drinks himself under the table and out of the bar at 8am the next day! Go BIG or go home I guess...?
After a night out boozing Monkey decided to go for some food, but only the best for Monkey, even during his darkest hours he knows how to pick them. Monkey is an animal of taste!
Monkey ends up in the Union Oyster Bar: Union Oyster House, established in 1826, even after little sleep and all day bender Monkey waited patiently until they opened at 11am. One can be impressed not just by its oysters but its longevity, it is one of the longest serving restaurants in the whole of Boston. If that isn't impressive enough, the building its self has been standing for over 250 years, so as well as Monkey filling his belly he also manages to learn something new.
Here at Monkey World Global we believe everyone is responsible for their own behavior however we do not endorse Monkey's acts outside Monkey Global's contracted time with him, if you have any complaints email monkeypr@monkeyglobal.com.
A friend in need
