Apology to the fans

Statement by Monkey;

'I am very ashamed of my behavior. This is my official apology to the world, family, friends, fans and sponsors. I am on the road of recovery and will be making sure that I do not slip. What I did in the Westin Hotel in DC was not a proud moment for me and I will be making a personal apology to the hotel. The rock 'n' roll life still does not have to involve drugs, I have now realized the error of my ways and how much my fans mean to me. Many thanks to EmD and my friends & family who are supporting me through this tough time.'

Living it up...breaking news

Celeb high life
Yes you saw this here first...like with many celebrities they have their down falls. Kate Moss, Drew Barrymore, Wacko Jacko...in this case Monkey snorting cocaine.

This report is not to glorify Monkey as a hero but to make him an example to all you kids out there; sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll can result in the downfall and the lack of the support from your sponsors and the loss of respect from your fans. After 'Living it up' post, this picture was leaked - it appears he was having far too much fun, Monkey was arrested soon after this picture and was stuck in jail for 48 hrs before he was bailed out by our lawyers.

Its not cool, its not clever...do not take drugs.

Thank you to our friends at the Westin and Washington DC police.

Seafood Diavolo

Salty Dog

As well as sampling the Chowder Boston is so well known for...Monkey also sampled the Seafood Diavolo. There was enough to feed 3 generations of Monkey and still have enough for lunch the following day. Forget your diet...although to be fair you do not come to the U.S of A to diet. Although good eats are hard to find and America is not known for its culinary experience, Boston is definitely on the food map. Once you've found a gem, its worth appreciating, revisiting and sampling once and a while. Salty Dog is Boston is a must...and the bottle of wine wasn't bad either according to M!

Monkey approval 'Monkeyilicious'.

The 5 sins!

With the new world it gives birth to new sins
(Monkey man's evils)
Monkey's rant;

'In this park it is not see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil...they basically take all the fun out of the park & make you think you are in a cemetery. In this park I am surprised they even allow you to breathe.

No smoking, no eating/drinking, no cycling, no skating and the absurdest no, no out of the lot - no running! You might as well not call it a park...its a cemetery!'

are you looking at me?

In Washington DC Monkey decide to make friends...unfortunately the cop was having none of it. At least the horse showed Monkey some attention. After checking out the White House, the Washington Monument and saying hi to a few ducks Monkey thought he would mingle with the animal world - not quite one of this own but horse is furry and was up for a smooch!

Living it up

Living the high life?

Some would say Monkey lives the high life...that's just the way he rolls. Here is a picture of Monkey in the Westin Hotel in Washington DC, he is waiting for a phone call from a lucky lady he met next to the Monument building.

Later he is still waiting next to the phone, I'm guessing his date blew him off...better luck next time. Its a bit of a step up from the hotel he stayed in when on the way to Niagara falls...still managed to work his charm on the concierge and got a 50% discount on his room. Monkey may not be a Casanova but he's definitely a wheeler dealer!

Eyes bigger than his erm body!

Who ate who first

And who said the little man didn't have an appetite? Well I think we can see in this photo that his more than just an appetite but clearly Monkey has another stomach and another him going spare to fit that beauty into him.

Here is Monkey in Boston in a little restaurant called Atlantic Fish on 761 Boylston Street. The food definitely made a little impact on Monkey, soon after he hit the gym and a month later all he had was the chowda and a half to work off. Monkey was aiming for the Kate Moss look - obviously he didn't get too far - better luck next time for the London fashion show Monkey...off to the next city and where willl Monkey be next?

Vacancy...

Monkey is in some creepy hotel between New York and on route to Niagara Falls (US side). Monkey thinks he’s somewhere in the garden state and thanks to some cheap package deal Monkey finds himself in a hotel room that echoes Hostel & Vacancy (horror movies of hotel’s in the middle of nowhere and mass murderers on the loose). The room’s odor is that of an old people’s home, musty and stale, if you didn’t know any better (although we don’t), you would think there were dead bodies beneath the floor boards…Monkey’s solution is to drink his worries away and hope he passes out before the midnight massacre occurs…or before he loses more sleep over nothing!